Jenelle Evans is in the Hospital.

She woke up around 5 am to tweet the world -

“Soooo….Either I have the stomach virus or something is wrong with my lymph nodes. Woke up vomiting :( had my tonsils out though, wtf?!”

I’m sorry, what?

Lymph nodes become enlarged when your body is fighting an infection….so generally speaking, your lymph nodes are likely to be inflamed when fighting a virus. But what on earth does a previous tonsillectomy have to do with vomiting or lymph nodes?

Only 15 minutes later, she reports that she’s at the hospital coughing up blood & is now reporting that her neck also hurts and has pain down her spin.

She must live extremely close to a hospital. And whatever she has must be brutal to involved her stomach, lymph nodes, missing tonsils, and a cough that’s producing blood, neck and spine pain.

Thank goodness she’s feeling okay enough to respond to twitter followers about what Courtland recommended for her to get a better night’s sleep, though. PHEW.

Positive thoughts her way. Hope they tackle this monster of a virus!

Update – she has since deleted every tweet about her trip to the hospital.

@TheRealHeatherC

So This One Time, Jenelle Posted 2 Videos & Then Deleted Them….

Uno

Dos

Oh come on, like you don’t giggle, rap and make random “messages” to your peeps on bathroom floors with your on-again-off-again best friend and you incarcerated husband’s baby momma.

Please.

Youtube credit to THIS account, which has a lot more Teen Mom stuff on it than just this.

@TheRealHeatherC

Teen Mom Music Video – EPIC

This is hilarious an amazing.

Lyrics, because they’re so amazing that they need to be written down.

Shut up
Put my baby on the TV so I can watch ‘em both while I chill & put up my feet
And if I buy him a book
Then we can both learn to read
And I can finally spell my baby’s name
Maserati
(Is that a dig at Maci & BentlSo whaYou think you’re better than me?

I got my _____ of education & I’m workin’ on my GED
That’s right
Failed the test last week
Gotta pop pills that ‘ll make me smarter
Change my F to a D
(A possible dig at Amber & Chelsea who both have gone for their GEDs)

Taylor Halbur & Adam Lind – Inside their Pregnancy! [EXCLUSIVE]

Taylor & Adam are expecting Taylor’s first and Adam’s second daughter, and she could not be more excited about bringing her baby girl into the world. Check out the inside scoop on her pregnancy!

Finding out – Taylor had been having a few common early pregnancy symptoms and a friend was convinced that she was preggo, so she took Taylor to get a test. Taylor held her pee as long as she could before peeing on her science stick. She was shocked to see a “slight second line”, so she went straight to Adam and told him that it’s possible that she might be pregnant. A line is a line, it say’s so on the box!

Two days after taking her first test, Taylor took another pregnancy test and BAM, two lines. There was no question now. Taylor says, “Adam told me everything will be okay and will work out. That he is 100%in it.” She says that initially she was worried, but within a couple of weeks, she knew everything would be okay.  As she says, “everything happens for a reason. She is a blessing and one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

Spoken like a true momma to be!

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Kicks – Taylor says that baby girl is kicking her like crazy and she loves it! She first started noticing little flutters around 22 weeks and says that now, you can feel strong kicks on the outside of her belly, and if you look closely, you can see them too!

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Cravings – Taylor says that her pregnancy cravings have been pretty calm. The only thing that she has really craved is good ole Dr. Pepper!

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Due Date – Taylor is due on August 27th and is currently 25 weeks and 4 days pregnant!

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Taylor is comforted in her daughter’s future, saying “I’ve seen what an amazing father he is to Aubree. I have also seen the love they have for each other.”

Bottom line? Taylor is so excited to become a mom this summer and cannot wait to meet her little girl and hold her in her arms! Congrats to the happy mom!

@TheRealHeatherC

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