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  • Jenelle Evans is in the Hospital.

    Posted by Heather on May 18th, 2013 | Teen Mom 2 | Comments (35)

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    She woke up around 5 am to tweet the world -

    “Soooo….Either I have the stomach virus or something is wrong with my lymph nodes. Woke up vomiting :( had my tonsils out though, wtf?!”

    I’m sorry, what?

    Lymph nodes become enlarged when your body is fighting an infection….so generally speaking, your lymph nodes are likely to be inflamed when fighting a virus. But what on earth does a previous tonsillectomy have to do with vomiting or lymph nodes?

    Only 15 minutes later, she reports that she’s at the hospital coughing up blood & is now reporting that her neck also hurts and has pain down her spin.

    She must live extremely close to a hospital. And whatever she has must be brutal to involved her stomach, lymph nodes, missing tonsils, and a cough that’s producing blood, neck and spine pain.

    Thank goodness she’s feeling okay enough to respond to twitter followers about what Courtland recommended for her to get a better night’s sleep, though. PHEW.

    Positive thoughts her way. Hope they tackle this monster of a virus!

    Update – she has since deleted every tweet about her trip to the hospital.

    @TheRealHeatherC

    So This One Time, Jenelle Posted 2 Videos & Then Deleted Them….

    Posted by Heather on May 18th, 2013 | Teen Mom 2 | Comments (6)

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    Oh come on, like you don’t giggle, rap and make random “messages” to your peeps on bathroom floors with your on-again-off-again best friend and you incarcerated husband’s baby momma.

    Please.

    Youtube credit to THIS account, which has a lot more Teen Mom stuff on it than just this.

    @TheRealHeatherC

    Teen Mom Music Video – EPIC

    Posted by Heather on May 18th, 2013 | Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2, Teen Mom 3 | Comments (60)

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    This is hilarious an amazing.

    Lyrics, because they’re so amazing that they need to be written down.

    Shut up
    Put my baby on the TV so I can watch ‘em both while I chill & put up my feet
    And if I buy him a book
    Then we can both learn to read
    And I can finally spell my baby’s name
    Maserati
    (Is that a dig at Maci & BentlSo whaYou think you’re better than me?

    I got my _____ of education & I’m workin’ on my GED
    That’s right
    Failed the test last week
    Gotta pop pills that ‘ll make me smarter
    Change my F to a D
    (A possible dig at Amber & Chelsea who both have gone for their GEDs)

    Livin’ in the guest house at the back of my mom’s
    I can’t party so my boyfriend likes to ______ Lifestyle.
    I think I learned at school
    She blowin’ up my phone like a motha f**kin’ fool

    WHAT B*TCH!?
    He’s got a diaper that fits
    I’ve been using your depends cause it catch more of his sh*t
    Stick him with my mom with a bottle & a bib
    Here you go Grandma
    Put him up in the crib
    (Possible dig at Jenelle)

    I’m a teen mom & I drop it like this
    I’m a teen mom & I pop it like that
    I’m a teen mom & I bounce it like this
    I’m a bad b*tch
    I’m a I’m a teen mom

    Taking Taebo for my fitness
    Oh here my witness
    Said if you f**k with my sh*t I’m gon’ buck up your business
    Take the car, the TV, the sheets, and my phone
    Here, take the baby too & just leave me alone

    So get the f**k out
    Baby you don’t wanna see this
    Open the door & I’m ready to use my fists
    Don’t call the PoPo
    I’m in my own home
    I’m in a ___________.
    (Definitely a jab at Jenelle)

    I’m a teen mom & I drop it like this
    I’m a teen mom & I pop it like that
    I’m a teen mom & I bounce it like this
    I’m a bad b*tch
    I’m a I’m a teen mom

    Gettin’ tan in the second season
    I got the money for it
    I got my nails done
    _______________.
    Cause I’m a brand now
    I gotta keep up
    I gotta find a way to __________ in these sippy cups.

    Spending all my money
    On titties and pot
    Cause I got hella stressed out
    All these problems that I got
    (So obviously about Jenelle)

    Nag Nag Nag
    Don’t you tell me what I am
    My parents are lame
    So I call ‘em by their first names
    (And now we’re onto Farrah)

    I’m a teen mom & I drop it like this
    I’m a teen mom & I pop it like that
    I’m a teen mom & I bounce it like this
    I’m a bad b*tch
    I’m a I’m a teen mom

    Makin’ decisions and now you’re feelin’ like I’m winning
    So now I’m makin’ the tears up just to influence your position
    But it ain’t gonna go like that
    Cause the world doesn’t roll like that
    And every episode you’re gonna get to know my ugly cry face
    Ugly cry face
    Ugly cry face
    Ugly cry face
    Ugly cry face
    Ugly cry face
    (Hahahahahahahahahahaha)

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    Now back to the lyrics….

    I’m a teen mom & I drop it like this
    I’m a teen mom & I pop it like that
    I’m a teen mom & I bounce it like this
    I’m a bad b*tch
    I’m a I’m a teen mom

    I’m a teen mom & I drop it like this
    I’m a teen mom & I pop it like that
    I’m a teen mom & I bounce it like this
    I’m a bad b*tch
    I’m a I’m a teen mom

    I’m a teen mom b*tch.

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    Nicole Martins, I applaud you.

    @TheRealHeatherC

    Taylor Halbur & Adam Lind – Inside their Pregnancy! [EXCLUSIVE]

    Posted by Heather on May 18th, 2013 | Teen Mom 2 | Comments (7)

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    Taylor & Adam are expecting Taylor’s first and Adam’s second daughter, and she could not be more excited about bringing her baby girl into the world. Check out the inside scoop on her pregnancy!

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    Finding out – Taylor had been having a few common early pregnancy symptoms and a friend was convinced that she was preggo, so she took Taylor to get a test. Taylor held her pee as long as she could before peeing on her science stick. She was shocked to see a “slight second line”, so she went straight to Adam and told him that it’s possible that she might be pregnant. A line is a line, it say’s so on the box!

    Two days after taking her first test, Taylor took another pregnancy test and BAM, two lines. There was no question now. Taylor says, “Adam told me everything will be okay and will work out. That he is 100%in it.” She says that initially she was worried, but within a couple of weeks, she knew everything would be okay.  As she says, “everything happens for a reason. She is a blessing and one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

    Spoken like a true momma to be!

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    Kicks – Taylor says that baby girl is kicking her like crazy and she loves it! She first started noticing little flutters around 22 weeks and says that now, you can feel strong kicks on the outside of her belly, and if you look closely, you can see them too!

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    Cravings – Taylor says that her pregnancy cravings have been pretty calm. The only thing that she has really craved is good ole Dr. Pepper!

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    Due Date – Taylor is due on August 27th and is currently 25 weeks and 4 days pregnant!

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    Taylor is comforted in her daughter’s future, saying “I’ve seen what an amazing father he is to Aubree. I have also seen the love they have for each other.”

    Bottom line? Taylor is so excited to become a mom this summer and cannot wait to meet her little girl and hold her in her arms! Congrats to the happy mom!

    @TheRealHeatherC

    Wondering How Long it’s been Since the Messer-Calvert Wedding?

    Posted by Heather on May 15th, 2013 | Teen Mom 2 | Comments (59)

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    BAM!

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    And how sickeningly adorable is it that Jeremy keeps this count-up on his phone, in an app?!

    Husband if the year award? Mr. Calvert is certainly a contender.

    @TheRealHeatherC

    Teen Mom Becomes College Cheerleader!

    Posted by Heather on May 15th, 2013 | Teen Mom 3 | Comments (109)

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    Mackenzie Douthit of Teen Mom 3 is officially an NEO College Cheerleader!

    Four days ago she went to the tryouts and found out, in the same day, that she had made it!

    She has managed to do all of this, while balancing her last year of high school, being a momma, and planning her wedding.

    It looks like this new cast of Teen Mom 3 might have their sh** together, more than any of the other casts.

    No word yet on what her major is going to be, but hey, who cares? Home girl is going to COLLEGE!

    @TheRealHeatherC

    Farrah Abraham Talks S*** About Catelynn Lowell.

    Posted by Heather on May 15th, 2013 | Teen Mom | Comments (67)

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    After Catelynn made the comment that Farrah sounded like a dying horse in her porn, Farrah took to Us Weekly to talk some serious sh** about Catelynn.

    Farrah to Us Weekly that Catelynn was just jealous of Farrah.

    Weird. Wasn’t if Farrah who tried to fake a relationship to get on a show that Catelynn was already cast on. (Couples Therapy)

    Apparently, Farrah even made some comments on Catelynn’s weight struggles.

    Really? Lately it looks like Farrah is having plenty of her own, as her bones show through her skin.

    Of course, Catelynn, like the champ she is, didn’t just sit back and take it. This is what she had to say.

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    Catelynn 1 – Farrah 0

    Remember that time Farrah made a porn in effort to be a role model, right after getting a DUI?

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